Its 12:00am on friday night... by C. King
…And the RAID controller on your main database server fucks up and you have to go down to the Westin Building to set things straight. While you wait for the array to rebuild itself, this is the perfect place to go have a drink(s). Then, when they kick you out at closing time, you can pay with your corporate card, stumble back across the street, fumble for your keycard, futz with the elevator until you hit the right floor and the light turns green, stumble back up to your cage and make sure life is groovy. Then and only then can you take a good long piss in the bathroom and catch a cab home.
Good times!
Oh yeah, the mac & cheese is awesome.
over 5 years ago







