The Island Of Misfit Toys

Saw a story in this mornings paper that the first lady was visiting the park nearby. The crowd roared in approval when she correctly pronounced Papahanaumokuakea. There is a picture of her petting a monk seal I think. http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070303/NEWS14/703030341
Is this getting too real to be an imaginary place?

The vacation island of Oohlala
Since this is a very secluded national monument in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands Marine National Monument chain, the Misfit Toys that vacation here can take long naps, relax with exotic fruit punch smoothies on inflatable duck rings as they float in crystal clear ocean waters, and hike on seldom visited trails where they find exotic orchids and run into an ocassional Menihuni. They have time to practice their ukelele’s and write lovely songs about nature and playing in the backyard.
Its on French Frigate Shoal somewhere near Dissapearing Island and so tiny that the human inhabitants would never notice it there.
Man is there great scuba diving!