Jersey Shore

one horse town with a ton of banks and bars for the size.

a couple very poorly planned stoplights and a couple poorly planned traffic management signs.

run by buffoons, the place is a half-step above a joke.

its rather ugly as well (especially compared to other towns in the area such as downtown lewisburg, wellsboro, even lock haven)

It’s nowhere near a shore. It’s in north central Pennsylvania along a river…I guess that could be considered a shore.