Down By The River

but it also reminds me of Al Green’s “Take me to the River.”

Down by the river
I took a little walk.
I ran into the enemy 1
we had a little talk.

I kicked him!
I shoved him!
I pushed him in the river!
and watched him DROWN!

No more enemy
hangin’ around!

Heyyy! don’t be a fool
those suckers said we would never
get done,
but we’re number ONE!

1or substitute anyone’s name you’ve been mad at, like “the first sergeant”