Wyckoff

Feeling nostalgic for the WASPy days of your youth?
Want to see the latest BMW driven by a 16 year old wearing jeans that cost more than your computer?
Have a hankering for good old fashioned Republican values, golf, and a bank and a church on every corner?
Well, Wyckoff is your place.
But…
if you like culture beyond watching TV,
consider the arts atleast somewhat important,
and have ever found yourself saying “Now wait a minute Leslie, I’m not so sure our president isn’t mentally challenged.”
THEN STAY AWAY FROM WYCKOFF!!