It's A Small World

It’s a classic. How can you go to Disneyland and not go on this ride? That is a cardinal sin of amusement parks.

I said that it’s worth visiting, but hear me out.

I go to Disneyland about once each year. I generally visit the park for five or six days in a row.

I will generally go on Small World only once.

The best thing about Small World:
When it’s hot outside it feels really good in there.

I HATE THIS RIDE

But if you’re not Lisa Simpson, go during Christmas, when it is ridiculously lit up on the outside. If you choose to partake of certain substances, you might find the effect bemusing. (Not that I would do that myself, in that real life trips me out enough as it is.)

The happiest boat that sailed! It’s full of love and innocence. The part of Peru is pretty nice!