Swindon

Learn to love the roundabouts!!! Hey its not such a bad place

Diversity is not fantastic here. Not at all. I can’t even enjoy a stroll out or even walk to Asda to buy my groceries without harrassment.

Pregnancy rate? WOAH! I don’t know what it is about Swindon but holy cr*p, girls here are either too easy or guys don’t know what a condom is. I remember getting taught sex education ever since I was 9 in school. Common sense. If you want to have underage sex, at least do it right. I’m not trying to promote it but c’mon!

we lived here 4 about 14 months

It’s a s*hole. I hate living so near it, it’s expanding at such a rate it’s going to swallow up my little village.

I lived here for 5 years, 5 year too long.

There’s a novel ‘The Curious Incident of the Dog at Night-time” that descibes this town as “the arse hole of England”. I agree.

If aliens wanted to intensively farm humans, they’d use Swindon as a model.

Swindon is an awful place, avoid.