Milpitas

Lu Lai (good fakemeat) and Milan Sweet Center (awesome chaat/sweets/Indian Chinese).

Worth visiting for food, which is conveniently accessible without having to deal with any other part of Milpitas.

Too many goddamn Asians fill the streets and parking lots with their poor driving. It always smells funny in Milpitas due to sewage or something. And besides the Great Mall and Milpitas Golf Land, there’s nothing to do in Milpitas.