Antonio's Pizza

I really like Antonio’s. It’s certaintly not the best place to go for an intense dinner date, but it’s perfect a perfect place for grabbing a quick bite while out and about. I like that they have a wide variety of pizza toppings. Their spinach and ricotta pizza is amazing. The slices are also pretty big which is good since you buy them by the slice. It’s also a great place for people watching since they have a counter along a large glass window facing Thayer St.
Good times!

antonio’s is not good. it resembles a number of pizzerias i’ve seen in NYC. but the pizza tastes like garbage…the horrible crust ruins it if you like thin crust NY style pizza (which is the king of pizza), try fellini, nice slice, pier pizza, or bella italia (pawtucket). these four (especially pier pizza) are the closest you will get in RI. there is no substitute for the dozens of fine pizzerias in the ny metro area.

Antonio’s is not actually good. It sucks. I mean the pizza, it’s terrible. Reasonably cheap, yes, but edible? No. Soggy and prone to being covered by ridiculous toppings? Yes. Anyone up for a slice with an entire hamburger on top, sprinkled with ravioli and hotdogs? Antonios! Go there. If not, read on. See rather than spending money on, say, real cheese, Antonios has instead invested in some kind of mindray that operates on everyone who makes the fateful mistake of giving the place a try. This mindray convinces customers that they are eating delicious pizza served by polite people in a nice atmosphere, none of which is actually true. Impressively, the mindray has a lasting effect, and also causes people to extoll the virtues of Antonio’s using their stable of implanted false memories. Beware.

Seriously this pizza is made of ground up buttholes. If you’re into that, go there. Otherwise get a real nice slice across the street.

From my experience – though, I haven’t tasted them all – Antonio’s has the only acceptable pizza in Providence. Which amazes me, considering the large Italian population. But, Antonio’s isn’t only acceptable, it is also delicious. The chicken or tortellini pesto slices are particularly divine.