North Pole

It is 2009 and all is silent. Maybe more “proof” will surface next year.

A military friend of mine who works with satellites told me North Pole activity is heating up. He reports dozens of “small” humanoids working around a series of small wooden buildings. Also, there are at least 9 small reindeer moving about.

All is silent.

No sleighs. No large bags full of goodies. There is no movement whatsoever. I’ll be watching for next year.

To meet Santa, of course.

Actually, while working as a librarian for Special Collections (at a major university whose name you would know if I chose to reveal it) I ran across some journals and letters from the late 1800s. Everything was in (sloppy handwritten) Norwegian, but after hours of translation I had a decent translation.

They confirm the existence of Santa’s Workshop, complete with elves, reindeer, and toys. It also confirms that major world governments (mainly the British Empire) shield/protect Father Christmas’ existence.

More to follow.

I would love to travel to the Poles so that I could hop around the International Dateline saying, “Now it’s Tuesday! Now it’s Wednesday! Now it’s Tuesday! Now it’s Wednesday!”

But, then again, if I went to the much colder South Pole, I could see penguins.

What a dilemma!

Oh, well, I’ll go to Australia and see penguins.