Roswell

When I was on my way to california from oklahoma one of the stops along the way was Roswell NM, I wanted to see Roswell cause I wanted to see the famous crash-site “so-to-speak” but what I found (outside the alien shops of course) were down to eath people. They were actualy prety kewl!! It is an experience I enjoyed. And for all you toker’s out there.. I’m now refering to Roswell bud as “Satelite-bud” It’ll take ya places, if ya get my drift!?! ;]

Worth visiting…but only once.

Everyone was very nice, and the town seemed to have a sense of humor… The walmart even had aliens in the windows.

I was disappointed by the museum, though.

the streetlamps have alien eyes. cheesy. it was january when we went, so they also had santa hats. that pretty well sums up the town, imho.

we jumped off of the bus with our packs on our backs and started walking. the town is basically one main drag from start to finish, with a major road that intersects to what seems to be ghetto. we got a on bus, my friends dutch and jessica, and rode until we were in a more central area, checked out the museum which was mildly disappointing and then ate at the place facing the corner of the block the museum was on. eventually we made our way to the local hastings, where a kid who worked there said his girlfriend had already alerted him to our presence(probably the only back pack kids traveling through remote desert towns that week). he got us a ride back to his apartment where we found human feces on the ground, then he gave me illegal imported russian cigarettes, the filters of which were just cardboard tubes which took up 3/4ths the length of the actual smoke. the 1/4th length of tobacco left was of course like smoking seven filterless camels at once.

he then showed us his coyote tail, swords, and gave us all muscle relaxants. the kid and i walked to the grocery store, and i kept on getting these strange burrs that would poke through my shoes. we bought forties, chugged them, then we got a ride to the greyhound ate our pills and floated to texas where some asshole stole my cell phone.