On a business trip... by bedlam
I was traveling for a minor business get-together regarding a deal between LexCorp and Wayne Enterprises. I was just part of third party consulting firm based out of Metropolis. The guys I was working with in Metropolis at LexCorp just asked me to tag a long and give input on some details they needed to hammer out with the other suits from Wayne Enterprises. The plane trip was just fine as we got business class tickets comped. But, it all got bad as we were waiting for Bill, one of the LexCorp guys, to snag his filing case since they said it was too big to be carry-on and had to check it. We were sitting there at the Au Bon Pain eating some delicious soup which had probably been sitting in that tub for about 6 hours. When some fat little lunatic in a tuxedo came waddling as fast as he could through the airport hitting people with his umbrella and “quacking”? Next came this guy in full on bondage gimp gear and a frigging cape and cowl! They start fighting with eachother, which the gimp guy was totally winning, next thing I know I hear some popping noise and the fat guy was laughing and the gimp guy was flipping around all crazy! Suddenly I feel a stinging in my neck and find I’ve been hit with some little bird-shaped dart. As things go black I realize the heavily armed airport guards showed up and just started shooting everything. I woke up later in a hostpital with a throbbing headache and serious medical bill. Gotham sucks!
over 3 years ago
