South Of The Border

so weird, but funny

I rode on a plastic alligator. And bought a whip.

...this place is not for you. It is an overgrown gas station, basically.

I did camp here one year in college. The next morning, management had to remove a giant rat snake from the campgrounds. It had apparently eaten something recently and was really lethargic, but still. Ew.

The signs. They lead you in from miles around. My friend rich told me stories about this place… and how glorious it was. when i got there, i didnt even go inside. Fireworks just arent as cool as they were when we were kids.

but oh to say you’ve been there.

Well I am saying it is worth just for the experience and to say you have been there. It is amazing how many signs are along the highway advertising this place, and once you get there it is like, “this is it?” It is a treasure trove of tacky junk and the place just looks dumpy. It is amazing how they stay in business…