Heaven

Heaven is like a Top-40 night club, full of douche bags and losers.

Because they have some cool souvenirs.

There’s too much to do in an American 2-week vacation. I’ve heard people recommend anywhere from 4~6 weeks. Though, more than 8 weeks and I hear it gets pretty boring.

Oh, and good luck if you want to see God. He apparently has been on his own vacation for 13.69 Billion years now.

You really just need to be in the right place at the right time, you dig? Gotta know some of the key people into the exotic ingredients and such.

To be with the creator of all…to kick back and chill. I hope I make it.

full of love and happiness!