My Computer

I love my computer

You make me feel alright

Every waking hour

and every lonely night

I love my computer

for all you give to me:

predictable errors and no identity

And it’s never been quite so easy

I’ve never been quite so happy

All I need to do is click on you

and we’ll be joined

in the most soul-less way

And we’ll never ruin each other’s day

‘cuz when I’m through I just click

and you just go away

I love my computer

you’re always in the mood

I get so turned on

when I turn on you

I love my computer

you never ask for more

You can be a princess

or you can be my whore

And it’s never been quite so easy

I’ve never been quite so happy

The world outside is so big

but it’s safe in my domain

Because to you

I’m just a number

and a clever screen name

All I need to do is click on you

and we’ll be together for eternity

And no one is ever gonna take my love

from me because I’ve got security

her password and a key