Three words: Iowa State Fair. Go with fun people. Slather on sunscreen. Pace yourselves. See everything. Eat everything.
Consume: Dutch letter. Fresh lemonade. Homemade potato chips. Root beer float. Pork chop on a stick. Elephant ear. Potato skins. Ice cream. Chicken on a stick. Margarita. Deep-fried everything on a stick.
Check out: Chilled Butter Cow. Gleaming tractors. Beribboned produce. Prize-winning baked goods. Purposely hideous cakes. Eye-catching photographs. Invigorating live music. Huge cattle. Beautiful horses. Fancy chickens. Cuddly bunnies. Phony and authentic antiques. Gussied-up mobile homes. Scary rides. Not-so-scary rides. Lots of happy people enjoying life.
End of day: Drag your tired, stuffed, sweaty, sun-blotched body toward the shuttle buses. Buy a memento or two. Vow to return and do it all over again.