Zimmerman

Zimmerman ain’t pretty.

Sure – the scenery outside town is forested and quite lovely, but the town of Zimmerman itself an eyesore. In an attempt to create a facade of quaintness, several old homes have been converted into junk antique shops (this isn’t Galena Illinois y’all), which are an attempt to distract attention from the dilapidated church-cum-apartment building, a ramshackle American Legion hall, and myriad tanning joints.

I usually claim to be from north of Zimmerman or south of Princeton...never a citizen of the town itself.