1- If you can make a same day return from Vienna, there’s something interesting you would be intelligent to know. There’s an offer called Bratislover by OBB and the Slovakian Railway, and for 14 Euros, you can have a return train ticket, and in addition to that, all public transport in Bratislava, which is just basically six lines of the tram, and some really pathetic buses.
2- The trains to Bratislava have more frequency from the Westbahnhof than the Suedbahnhof , and we had to actually go to the latter. So, keep that in mind.
3- The city is notoriously cheap. Even of limited budgets, you can actually live in true luxury. Hard to believe that the city is actually not really far from Vienna, and in celebration to that, we took a taxi, went to the hippest bar, drank the Bombay Sapphire and tipped real generously.
4- The Euros don’t work here. It’s the Slovak Korum. And it’s about like 35 Korums to a Dollar.
5- Bratislava by the day and Bratislava by the night are two utterly different things. The city, they say, has one of the most exciting nightlife in the world, and it actually shows. But in the day, there’s actually nothing you can do.
6- Actually, you can walk up to the Bratislava Castle i.e. Bratislavsky hrad, and it’s pretty neat. Just look down, you have the Danube and the Petrzalka, the massive Soviet Housing estate. The rest is just not worth it, and Michael Towers is something in the old city, so you will see it anyways. The Presidential Palace is actually almost a joke, but again where else you can walk up to the gates of a republic’s president.
7- Bratislava is something not yet discovered by the tourists. Simply because it has not got a lot to see. But when you walk down the castle into the Old City, and it’s evening, you see the pulsating nightlife, the arches and the thinned down Alleys, you know it’s actually brilliant.
8- Bratislava is worth seven hours, with the latter portion in the evening, and the last train to Vienna leaves at like 0040 Hours. Make sure you have your passport because entering Austria means they check your passports.
9- Language is a problem. So, use the tourist information on the left before the exit, and take the requisite maps. If you don’t speak German, which I did, I guess you are pretty much fucked, but again, it makes it all the more exotic.
10- Take a change for the evening. This is for you. People are mighty good looking, and they dress up for the evening, much in contrast to the Bratislava you will see in your twenty minute walk from the Station to the Castle.
11- Between the castle and the Old City, while coming down, we ate in a diner which I just have to recommend. The waiter was an absolute sweetheart who could not get any dumber, the view was electric and the setting perfect. The food, probably, as good as it could ever get. You can even take your glass of wine and maybe sit over the cliff and see the Danube and the rest of Bratislava; frighteningly exotic.
Modra Hviezda (Blue Star)
Beblaveho 14 Bratislava
And yeah, the house wine was absolutely gorgeous. It was a local Slovakian one, called Frankouka Modra. Good shit, and my European Moment.
12- You will get drunk in Bratislava.