Archie McPhee's

I must have bought up half their stock of tiny little rubber chickens, bride and groom figures, cocktail monkeys/elephants/demons, charms, stickers and crap. This is unquestionably the most surreal store I’ve ever been to. If there is ever a grand pirate-ninja war it will be here in Ballard, because Archie’s has all the gear either could ever need. And ever possible color of Devil Duckie. What more could you ask?

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Full of such wonderful crap! I love it.

Best store ever! I could spend HOURs rummaging through this place!

and our best gifts came from there!

i heard that they sell only things that don’t involve poop or vomit. excellent standards. i do all my xmas shopping here!

One of my favorite stores! Recommended to everyone and anyone. Always has something interesting!

Weird and odd at your service. Very fun!