Los Angeles International Airport aka: LAX

I don’t know if it’s worth visiting or not, but I like what it represents. I’ve been to much better airports (i.e. the Berlin airport), but I love flying out of here because every time I go I feel like I’m six years old.

Soo freakin biiiig. Smells ridiculously like car fumes and our baggage took like an hour to get placed on the conveyor belt. Icky icky poo.

This airport is getting old…’cept of the Brady terminal which is farely new. For a hyped up city like LA, they could make airport better though.

Back in the early 90’s, a bartender at a LAX airport bar approached me while I was smoking a cigarette before boarding my 14 hour nonsmoking flight and asked for my autograph. Apparently, she thought that I was Courtney Love. Even after I denied the fact, she gave me free drinks. Odd.

Avoid it like the plague. If you can fly in/out of Burbank airport.. DO IT.

I prefer to fly out of Burbank.

it could be worse…. first time I flew alone. I almost missed my plane, I got lost and i think our pilot was lacking sleep. But I didn’t get wanded (usually happens)and people were pretty nice, so I’d go back.

Hard to get curbside, traffic bites getting there, and long security lines everywhere.
Hard to like this antiquidated place.

...it’s not the worst airport I’ve ever been to. It could be worse.

Hell on Earth.