Hell

Hell is when you’re waiting in line at the DMV.

Must send yourself a postcard, just for the postmark. Cheap souvenir and proof that you’ve been to HELL and back.

so many people tell me to go, it has to be a nice place, right?

You can learn a lot and be a better person having been to Hell and back…

Especially when the Dodgers are playing that night.

Perpetual fear

whoa

If one reads Milton or similar works, Hell seems to be much more interesting than Heaven. I’m doubtful that either exists, but if I’m wrong, might as well pick the less dull one.

No room service? Are you fucking kidding me? And the hotel was NOWHERE near the ocean like the brochure said. More like in the middle of a lake of fire! And the screaming, it was unending. Don’t the townies in this place have anything better to do than whine and moan? Our ferryman was so rude. Didn’t speak a SINGLE word. This place is a dump, don’t even bother vacationing here!

Hell yeah!