Heaven

Heaven is like a Top-40 night club, full of douche bags and losers.

Because they have some cool souvenirs.

There’s too much to do in an American 2-week vacation. I’ve heard people recommend anywhere from 4~6 weeks. Though, more than 8 weeks and I hear it gets pretty boring.

Oh, and good luck if you want to see God. He apparently has been on his own vacation for 13.69 Billion years now.

You really just need to be in the right place at the right time, you dig? Gotta know some of the key people into the exotic ingredients and such.

To be with the creator of all…to kick back and chill. I hope I make it.

full of love and happiness!

A place beyond comprehension.Where i will be face to face with the son of God. Jesus Christ is the original superman and the reason i breathe. A place of beauty and peace, where i hope to live eternally :)

The soul yearns to be one with the carrier of its origin, finding THE place with out some form of drug is the ultimate quest I have been seeking….

I want to go there to get away from this earth.The sooner i’m there the better it will be for everyone,including me.

Depending on your point of view (any predestinationists out there?) this may be a pointless goal in the sense that there is little we can actually do of our own free will to accomplish this – if it was destined that we go, then we will go (and do everything necessary that goes along with that) – and if it wasn’t, then we won’t (and we won’t do something necessary to going there).

I’m not here to make a theological statement against predestination, and so that’s why I’ve decided to remove this from my list of places that I have as destination “goals”.

and meet the one person i could never meet here on earth.