Madeline Harris

I hope to eventually work here.

Everything is made out of hemp! On top of that, several coastal cities pump their raw sewage directly into the ocean and then hire scientists to justify it by saying that the marine life has adapted to rely on human fecal matter! Brilliant!

Really attractive state.

Unless you happen to like crappy and esoteric cultural niches, this is the worst place in the world.

From what I can ascertain, the North and East of the state are diluted extensions of Washington and the South is basically Northern California.

Western Washington is the most tolerable place in the world.

Evidently the people are worse than people in Connecticut. One of the most socially stratified places I’ve ever been. Swamp yankees everywhere and a few people who work white collar jobs.

It’s not terrible… but if you’re there, try not to see any people.

Rich wildlife, geologically diverse, lots of new-agey weirdos.

Rather unfortunate climate, though.