Peter Cooper

Okay.. so how would one get to Rockall?

I guess it’s limited to.. a) self expedition—expensive, b) do something with Greenpeace, c) find someone with a helicopter..?

Officially, Rockall is part of Scotland, but it’s nowhere near it. Rockall is a tiny islet located several hundred miles west of Scotland (and south of Iceland) in the Atlantic Ocean.

Okay, I’ve been through Lyon, but it’s totally gorgeous and I want to go there properly.

Used to live there. I’d say everyone has to go at least once, but I personally dislike the place now.

What can I say? I love the South. You ain’t gunna get fed better and relax as much as you can down there.

It’s a big long lake stuffed to the brim with people trying to make a few bucks. Really.

You don’t get much more cool and “South of France” than this, even down to the McDonald’s clerks who’ll serve you in ENGLISH when they detect your bad French accent. Try that any place else in France. They’re great.