Just wanted to remind all of ya’ll (for the sake of posterity) of our Ikea’s opening week/month. It was IT. It was all people were talking about before it opened, it was the only place people were going the day it opened, it was the only place people were more than happy to wait in hour-long lines and inch out of the parking lot one by one.
And it’s still being sung on the lips of every ordinary citizen.
It was the number one cause of low church attendance that Sunday. Far worse than the Super Bowl. And for good reason! Atlanta Hearts Ikea!
Now just wait until Trader Joe’s finally opens ITP…over 6 years ago