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WE GOT LOST ! we got lost in picadilly circus … for those of you who dont know there are lions in the middle and about 10 different massively long roads coming off them… we went down about 6 wrong roads and my friend was totally panicking, she was like ” we might as well just give up, were never going to find the way. lets just stop cuz were gonna die here ” ... i was trying not to burst out laughing in her face. after a little while more i found the way back and while we were on the bus back to the persons house we were staying at we saw a prostitute on a street corner which stopped my friend panicking and we were just giggling… the guy behind us looked at us like we were crazy… he wasnt really wrong lol : )

I have five key words to say … huge-big-fat-crotch-area … this is what i saw here… a guy with a fat crotch .. not an aroused crotch area, or a fat overhanging stomach making it look like a big crotch … an actual huge-big-fat-crotch-area : )

Last year I watched the Tour De France come in on the main street it finishes on, I think its where the posh shops are cuz i remember the big Louis Vitton briefcase stuck to the buiding, but it was worth staying there for the atmosphere … even though I did end up trying to argue in french with a random woman … it was fun but impossible lol

When you go into the Pompidou Centre whatever you do do not go down to the basement… theres like a secret maffia down there, my friend and I decided to go down to have a look and we ended up hiding from security guards ( presumably ) so my advice is to just stay at ground level : )

In 2005 I went to Paris for the second time. It was amazing! If you like random stuff, then this is the place for you, so many random things happened that made me giggle. There are actually too many to write about, but i will mention the main ones that have stayed in my head for almost a year now. Firstly where would I be without tramps?? Well, we ( a friend and I) were walking along the River Seine and in one of the alcoves there was a man with a mowhawke tramping out there, then as people began to dance in the alcove he stood up and started jerking off shouting ” POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF POOF”... now it seems unfunny, but in the flesh – Hilarious, with a capital H!

Another thing that made us giggle was a boat journey we went on down the River Seine, we were happily sitting at the back of the boat, on the floor (as you do :S) and we were just approaching the part where the Notre Damn is where the river splits and if anyone has been there they will know that there is a bit of spare concrete where the Notre Damn is and the river splits … and on this spare concrete there were old naked people and a dog sun bathing… it was not a pretty sight, and it is now firmly imprinted in my mind unfortunatly for the rest of my life.

Also outside the Notre Damn there is an actual hunchback with glazed over milky eyes, just beware of him… i literally walked into him and i had to fight the urge to scream my head off with shock … just a word of warning.

But seriously, if you want to have fun, Paris is the place…make sure you go in the summer though, and make it your business to spend as much time as you can along the River Seine… the wackiest things happen : )

The first time i went to New York was when i was 3 and i really want to go back and be able to appriciate it … and shop!

The last time i went to this place was earlier on today. I used to live in a flat with my mum there but now I live about 5 miles away, and my school is in Llandudno. The trouble with it, is that it is full to the brim with old people. I don’t have anything against old people, but there are limits.