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Where else can you eat foccacia and drink cappucino whilst watching seminal films like The Year Punk Broke.

Small and classy. Supercool. Excellent place for a date of any gender.

Greenwich Village was the stomping grounds of my youth. When I was an early teen I used to travel there by subway so I could be amongst my kind. When I was really little I had heard about it from my father who said it was the place of the Village Voice and all the gays. Hehehehe….

There are so many incredible things to see and do there and the vibe is energizing. If you only visit one neighborhood when you’re in NYC this should be it.

So if you have never been to NYC you absolutely must see Times Square. It is wonderful. The only thing that sucked ass about the place is this:

Being a daring New Yorker I once went there around 2am by myself. Things were fine until I ran into a gang of the wretched men that call themselves the Israelites. By day they can be seen yelling at passersby both male and female that the Jews and the whites are the Devil…

But I digress…

So on this particular evening I was minding my own business waling with sneakers, blue jeans and my trusty backback. I was lost in thought and not paying very close attention to my surroundings. I found myself in the flash of an instant trapped between a gang of maybe 10 of these men and they started checking me back and forth between them like a hockey puck. I emerged unscathed.