dougunderscorenelson

But it was like a less-depressing Alabama. Thumbs up!

And I liked it.

It’s like Wisconsin South, but, not as lakey.
Oh, and without interesting things.

But just barely.

I’m going to repeat that:
Chicago Has A Giant, Silver Jellybean.

Oddly, I’ve been to places in Illinois that I loved, but I’ve never been to Chicago. I suppose that means I shouldn’t be reviewing Illinois.

I DID, however, listen to that whole Sufjan Stevens album, so I’m probably one up on most of you.

But that was the best fifteen minutes of my life.

Yellowstone is seriously, actually, worth it. I’m not joking.

So one time I had to go on this awful youth group trip with our church, and all the cool people liked my sister but not me, but I did something that got us all in trouble so they started liking me too, and we ended up snowed in at some old hotel watching Aliens and then smashing up carts in a Safeway parking lot. It was actually kind of cool.

Connecticut’s a great place to visit if you wanna fall in love with some girl who then never visits you and ends up dumping you on Valentine’s Day your freshman year and then changing her e-mail address.

So, if that’s your thing, by all means, visit the Constitution State.

A world with no parking. But another world just the same.