dougunderscorenelson

But it was pretty kickin’.

Carlsbad Caverns! Carlsbad Caverns! Carlsbad Caverns! Carlsbad Caverns!

Didn’t like.

I mean, I see where the author was going with North Dakota…but I just never felt it.

Still, North Dakota has that Tallest Structure thing going.

My summary of Oklahoma.

This is the state you go through to get from Texas to Wisconsin. So you’re already PREPARED for disappointment, which lessens the blow.

Dear Missouri:
You have failed to excite me for the last time.
Sorry,
Doug.

Go, pick up an OBX sticker, come back.

But not Atlanta? I deeply regret this. Especially considering that I liked the NON-Atlanta parts of this state.

My verdict on both: “Eh, no thanks.”
In fact, we should just remake them into a single state: “Nothanksachusetts.”