When I enter the Quarterback, I immediately notice the dark cave in the center. It sticks out as a vacancy in the bright lights of the bar; it absorbs the colored lights projected from the wall of flat screens to the side of it; it dares to remain stationary against the backdrop of pool table movement. This hole in the mini-world of Quarterbacksilvania is where groups of either overly musky, Axe drenched, and bleary-eyed fellas gather, gaggles of high-pitched and low cut pseudo-ditzes congregate. or some unholy union of the two.
Moving to the bar, a friendly bartender checks my ID as a courtesy and, avoiding the tar-like stickiness of the bar, asks what I’ll have. Scanning the plethora of micro and macro-brew beer taps, the double reefer of bottled beer favorites, the sparse mid shelf liquor that has been miraculously promoted to top-shelf elitist status, and the staggering array of hooch quality rum and vodka, I order a Beck’s Non-Alcoholic. A quick check is made by the bartender and it turns out that they are all sold on that one but he offers a St Paulie Girl Non-Alcoholic as a substitute. I am encouraged that he didn’t offer the O’Douls that I can see hiding in the bottom corner of the fridge.
Pool cues are offered and accepted with a securing ID. Following the corridor the skirts the dark cove, I arrive at the flotilla of pool tables that occupy the back quarter of the Quarterback. Each emerald playing field has its crew of shifty-eyed players; their beady peepers track and movement in the area around their staked out felt like Caribbean pirates gaging the Spanish fleet sailing by. I find a ship-shape table and proceed to make change for it by breaking a dollar and getting a quarter back. Play begins and, contrary to expectations, my test cue roll doesn’t meander like a bit of drift wood in the morning tide. Straight, strong, and true does it fly on the break; a cannon ball couldn’t have shattered the triangle of balls more powerfully. The eyes of the other tables shift at the thunderclap that manages to find the perfect lull in the acoustic ballad being sung.
The modern-day bard, song-slinger, and everyman looks up from his niche in the far corner of the establishment. The division of the bar by the television wall creates another cavity in the hull of the Quarterback. Far from the safe harbor of the pool tables, a small stage occupies a quarter of this half, an eight if you will, of the total floor space. Apparently Wednesday is open mic night. The fellow does an admirable job in the face of indifference from the sea of wanna-be pool sharks. The congratulatory music from a bulls-eye scored in a dart game accompanies nicely with his rendition of Nine Inch Nails “Hurt”.
Hunger swells and I look for the menu. A script tacked to the wall has what I want. Wings of Chicken, flavored in my choice of five exotic dressings, is the food of choice for Wednesday nights. The price has risen from 35 to 45 cents a wing. Piracy!