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Oh my word… The maple syrup…

DO NOT RELY ON STREET SIGNS. Okay, seriously. Costa Rica is gorgeous. But if you want to go somewhere, learn how to ask directions in Spanish. Also needed: The ability to understand the directions given to you in Spanish. Plus, nobody really pays attention to the stop signs and lights and such. And I don’t know about everywhere else, but there was one road feature I had never seen before, and my family called it the ‘suicide lane’. There was sometimes a lane in the middle of certain roads that was an either/or lane. At say, 1pm-4pm, the southbound traffic could use that lane. Then, from 5pm-8pm, northbound had access. Weird. And also, if you need something, go to Hiper Mas. It’s their Wal*mart.

Okay, I was in the airport, so I went to a gift shop. They had these little things like eggs, bird heads, huts, whatnot. When you lifted up the top, there was a little scene inside. Like, a man making boots, a woman washing a baby, all that sort of thing. And then you know what happened? I lifted up the top of the egg, and there was two little clay people getting it on! I mean having sex. Seriously. That is what happened to me. But yeah, the country is really beautiful.

I was actually only in the airport. But that was nice!