Not because I am ashamed or anything. It’s not like I did anything wrong…
Last November I decided that my older sister Nancy really needed a good vacation. You see, Nancy lives in Maine and somehow manages to get pneumonia every year. This worries me because, well, she is my sister. Coupled with the fact that the 4:30 sunsets were starting to get under my nails, I decided that my tight-chested older sister would be a perfect travelling companion to Mexico.
I decided to go to Akumal (mexican word for Sea Turtle) because my good buddy John had gone there and he had nothing bad to say about the place. Except that in an ironic twist of fate he had gotten pneumonia from Yal Kul lagoon. If you ever go to Akumal DO NOT SWIM in Yal Kul lagoon. It’s pretty but ragingly bacteria laden.
So, I booked flights for my sister and I and we met up in Cancun. In hindsight, I’d rent a car and drive straight to Akumal. Nancy’s luggage didn’t show up and by the time we needed to drive to Akumal she was freaking, and I mean completely freaking out, to the point where she ended up giving tips to like 10 people at the hotel for having driven them (and me) insane about her luggage.
So, we booked a ride to Akumal with Nancy going ape the whole way about her luggage and me trying to be chill about the whole thing (not my strongest suit) and we got to Akumal with an airport freakout pitstop which managed to ultimately ensure the safe arrival of Nancy’s luggage at the point in time in which we had completely given up hope that her luggage would arrive. I had no idea that my Spanish was so good.
And thank god it did. Because Akumal is my idea of heaven. We got drunk with our downstairs neighbor on the first night there and traipsed along the beach. I somehow managed to leave my keys at the internet cafe down the road which forced my sister and I to sleep at our downstairs neighbors rental unit. Thanks again, Linda! Linda basically saved me from a drunken plunge to my own death when I got it into my head that I could break into our place. All that luggage drama just to lock ourselves away from Nancy’s posessions.
The next morning after breakfast and hangover nursing, we strolled down to the internet cafe, got the keys, avoid a sibling argument, got home, drenched ourselves in SPF 30 and passed out on the beach.
And for the first time in my life I got to swim with sea turtles.
Akumal and it’s neighbor Tulum is one of the most beautiful parts of the world. Thank god the europeans vacationized it before the Americans got there and covered it in cement. I’d go back right now if I could.
The reason I was hesitant to tell folks about it? Because I want it for myself.