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This HOLYCITY of Tiberias, or T’verya is sooo amazing. Everyone I know of who went ther said they loved it. You must eat at a “sea”-side restaurant, and go on the NIGHT-TIMEPARTYBOAT. This FLOATINGNIGHTCLUB absolutely ROCKS on THEKINNERET, aka the Sea of Galilee. Shop on the promenade, it’s like a mini-SHUK and have some of the delectable looking ICECREAM that I WISH I TRIED… I wonder if it was Dr. Lek’s. SEETEVERYA, DANCETEVERYA, FEELTEVERYA, TASTETEVERYA.

I recommend this place to visitors because everyone needs to see how well documented the holocaust is. Every holocaust denier should vist it. If you are emotional, bring tissues. If you are not emotional, you’ll kick your own pants for not crying.

If you are Jewish and traveling in The Old City, DO NOTWANDERAROUNDWHEREYOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE GOING!!!! USE A MAP!!!! USE A GUIDE!!! USE A GUIDEBOOK!!!! Believe me, you DO NOT want to ACCIDENTALLYWANDER into the wrong neighborhood where YOU DON’T SPEAKTHELANGUAGE. If you speak PERFECTARABIC, in the PROPERDIALECT and in the PROPERACCENT, and YOUAREMIZRAHI, or YOULOOKMIZRAHI, than your’e ok. DON’T BE AN AMATUER in THEWRONGNIEGHBORHOOD.
AMATUERUS, NOVICES, NEWPEOPLE
PLEASESTICK TO THEJEWISHQUARTER and the
WELLTRAVELED (BY OBIVIOUSJEWS) AREAS OF THECHRISTIANQUARTER.
ITSFORYOUROWNSAFTEYFOLKS