The Black Tai Affair

...to watch the mosquitoes land at the airport.

See the old part of town where the Chateau Frontenac is.

See the Jazz Festival.

...at night. I was told that as a white guy, I’m lucky to be alive.

Everybody has to see it at least once, take a ride on Maid of the Mist, get wet. Only been there about 20 times. My fav part is still the hummingbird aviary close to the falls. Yet, I prefer Niagara-on-the-Lake (that’s like preferring red caviar to black.)

I can’t figure out how to pronounce it. So, if I go there, maybe I’ll learn. It’s a good place to practise my Spanish, but only if I bring someone else who wants to practise Spanish because they speak Portuguese there in one of the bars down by the port where the waterbuffalos dance by the light of the silvery moon in July because they can’t in December because they don’t have any daylight but I always thought that the moon came out at night but it doesn’t come out because it is always out it’s just that sometimes we can see it unless we have x-ray vision that lets us see through our feet and through the whole of the earth and then out the other side cuz that’s where it is when we can see it unless we’re just closing our eyes or hiding inside.

There is this movie where this young rabble rouser says her name is ‘Sue with an X’. I thought it was funny. It took me eight years to figure it out. Corny, huh? Eerie? Maybe she had a stalker.