Canyonlands National Park, Utah
You should never go to Canyonlands National Park
Why:
1. no hotel there
2. no restaurant, or at least a snack bar, or even a vending machine
3. in fact, few amenities at all
a. no flush toilets
b. no running water anywhere, we’re in the desert, hello? What if I get thirsty? Don’t you care if your visitors get dehydration?
4. windy roads make it difficult to get your motorhome or 5th wheel there.
5. dangerous for walking: probably no more than 10 feet of paved trails; trails lack safety rails, and just about anyone could probably fall off a cliff if they weren’t paying attention.
Tell all your friends: do not go to Canyonlands National Park. Worst national park ever.

















