Jessica Mason

See mountain goats.

Stay at the Roosevelt and Ravenswood Hotels.

Eat at the All-Star Café, Hollywood Forever and the Coyote Café.

This is one of the few original, vintage attractions left at the Magic Kingdom. Plus the idea of living in a tree house is just so cool.

Three words: free roaming goats.

Is Ft. Myers even a real city? I lived in Naples for 5 years and never saw a downtown Fort Myers. Fort Myers beach is okay as far as sleazy beach towns go. Stock up on t-shirts of geckos demonstrating various sexual positions.

Attend the Goat festival.

see the Pets in America museum

Go to the John Zaffis Museum of the Paranormal.

Just kidding. I was born here. It is truly the armpit of America.

I want to spend a traditional British seaside holiday just because I’m such an anglophile.