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If you really want to enjoy this place, you can’t do it ironically. You had better scream as loud as you can when your team’s knight comes out and hiss at the bad guys. Alcohol helps.

Tustin is my favorite place I’ve ever lived. Shockingly great food there.

I went here to visit a couple college campuses. I stayed overnight in a dorm at Colorado College in Colorado Springs, and they felt it necessary to throw me a party. They got me trashed and I fell out a window. Beware!

New Orleans wasn’t worth visiting BEFORE the hurricane, but now though the whole town is still as overpriced as before, the whole place smells like a combination of sulfur and mildew.

Hang it up, New Orleans!

Do you like fat tourists? Do you like being ripped off everywhere you go? Do you like terrible traffic, oppressive heat and unnatural humidity? If so, Orlando may be the place for you.