MORON VILLE — 1 year ago
I GREW UP IN THAT TRAP.
IN A HELL LIKE THIS ITS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO BE PREGNANT AT NINE YEARS OLD, IN A HOT SOCIAL SCENE AS THIS ONE YOU MAY FIND YOUR SELF PAYING 500.00 FOR A BRAND NEW 12 BEDROOM HOUSE WITH CABANA DECK 5 BATHROOMS AND A FULLY EQUIPED SIX CAR GARAGE METH LAB.
IF YOU LIVE HERE YOU MAY ONLY HAVE ONE OF THREE CHOICES…..
1. SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD.
2. FUCK AN UNCIRCUMSIZED DICK TO DEATH AND POP OUT 11 CHILDREN TO COLLECT WIC AND WELFARE
3. BUY THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS AND ACCEPT THAT YOUR DAYS ARE COUNTED.
