Something weird always happens at Shorty's. — 3 years ago
I’ve been kicked out of this place (not my fault), I’ve met crazy Austrailians who I ended up wandering around with until daybreak (we bought a 40 off a bum because we missed closing time), and I learned about the best way to shoot a bullet through my skull when committing suicide from some brain scientists from Chicago. If I’m ever bored, I know I can go to Shorty’s.
