A review of this place: sublime indeed — 2 years ago
Sublime. Apparently they now have a happy hour that starts a 4pm weeknights. Too bad I was staying an hour away. I’m enjoying a pomtini, at Dino’s suggestion, and a Thai strip salad at the waiter’s, although it was the thing that caught my eye. Unfortunately I came without the appetite I wanted so I decided to go with a salad so I could squeeze in a dessert. I’m going to have the Key Lime Cheesecake. Oh yeah, everything is vegan of course. Everything so far is delightful. There are a few people at the bar. I’m the only loser sitting alone at a table. Oh, but at least I have the internets. The waiter brought out a couple of nummy little savory muffins with my drink. I only ate one to save room. I’m taking pictures. I’ll add later. There is live music that is…well…light covers. It’s okay, they are easy to ignore. “Thank you for being a friend…” Mmmm…I want another pomtini, but I’d better not. Gotta get my mom’s rental back to the Hertz place in one piece. Okay, I think I’ve picked all the chickeny bits out of my salad. Shit, I’ve basically finished the salad. “Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…” Okay, let me get this salad out of my reach or I’ll never get the cheesecake in. OMG, no he didn’t! The “entertainment” just did the Fat Albert “hey hey hey” during Mrs. Robinson. I shit you not. Oh. My. God. This. Cheesecake. Is. Fucking. Fabulous!!! How is it possible that it tastes JUST LIKE CHEESECAKE??? Well, like I’d know. But still! I so made the right choice going with a salad so I could fit in dessert. So creamy. Okay, this is just fucking mean, if you can’t be having this yourself. Maybe it’s better I don’t live near here. I’d weigh about 500 pounds. I’m beginning to understand how that woman became fused to a couch. If I had unlimited access to this cheesecake it might happen to me.
