Bowling for Bobbles

Bob left in style bowling 4 straight games of pure magic. Anticipating his departure to the birthplace of golf, Bob craftily chose to score low. Well under 100 each game. Genius strategy!

“One of the most eccentric games is still found in Edinburgh. The player swings a fingerless ball between his legs and heaves it at the pins. In doing so, he “flops” onto the lane on his stomach.” – from the Bowling Museum website

I hope you partake in Scottish bowling, Bob. It sounds totally hagis, dude! We’ll miss you. Rock on.

And if you want, we could move the party over to the Jewelbox Theater later on (starts at 8 but I have to be there a bit earlier). You’ll get to see Maria, Maggie, myself, and a bunch of other people participate in a really weird surrealist salon dream interpretation panel. Have your dreams interpreted, Bob, just in time for your new adventures.