think of the scummiest, chav-infested towns of britain and multiply it by ten. Add a beach and some sun and some spanish police and there you have it – Magaluf.

Infact the police are the only spaniards left and naturally when they get half a chance they dont mind the odd fisticuff. one of the bouncers we came across was trained in the french legion

this is not to say you wont have a great time here.. it depends what youre after – if you want girls, alcohol, a bit of sun, more alcohol and a good hundred pubs and clubs then youre laughing.