When they said “the unbearable lightness of being”, they must have meant this place. Not a care in the world, not a thing to do. Rent a condo at the Racquet Club (I think it’s called). Right by the beach, reasonably priced, and you get the added benefit of the tennis courts.

If I had known that little Maria Sharapova lived just over the bridge and around the corner (or if I had knowh who Maria Sharapova was), I would have probably felt more special staying there.