Lola has got the most charming breakfast presentation. Little teensy jars of jam on a plate with pats of butter. Your own mini coffee carafe. Individually wrapped sugar cubes in a little white ceramic box. Everything is so cute. I ordered handmade doughnuts with vanilla marscapone and apricot jam. Handmade doughnuts! My companion in eating ordered world’s most horrifying breakfast: braised octopus with fried pork belly, potatoes and an egg. I tried to concentrate on my doughnuts but I could see the entire bowl of octopus jiggle from the corner of my eye as he cut into a piece. Ew. This menu item was called “Tom’s big breakfast.” What is up with that Tom, you freak? Whatever. I stole one of your tiny jam jars so now we are even.