No room service? Are you fucking kidding me? And the hotel was NOWHERE near the ocean like the brochure said. More like in the middle of a lake of fire! And the screaming, it was unending. Don’t the townies in this place have anything better to do than whine and moan? Our ferryman was so rude. Didn’t speak a SINGLE word. This place is a dump, don’t even bother vacationing here!