I was skiing, minding my buisness, and some really hot headed patrol guy started freaking out and trying to punch me while I was getting on a lift. It was -30f and he was telling me in broken engrish that I would have to walk back to my chalet. F that! I told him that I would take it “all the way.” And he put up fists and took off his tele’s and stepped up to me as if to fight, beat his chest and start shouting “I AM A REAL MAN WHO HAS A REAL BIG EGO AND YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE ME!”

Bullshit, I didn’t do anything, it’s cold, and I did nothing wrong. And if I did, I didnt mean it and wasnt aware.

I was floored- this lift monkey was gonna fight me? Excuse me sir, but let’s take this all the way up the management team and get your ass fired.

So we wrote to the president of the company, and hir boss too. And we got an apology from the president which was really really nice, and that was all I wanted.

That dude can kiss my heiney. I hope he got fired.

M