i want to stand on the international date line. i want to be in yesterday and today simultaneously. i wonder what that would feel like? i’m sure that there are other colder places in the world to pull this off but fiji sounds idyllic. someone could take a picture of me straddling time itself, and i could work on my tan at the same time.

when i was a little kid, before there were power rangers and care baars and bugs bunny and popeye was on tv when i came home from school, that used to happen all the time in cartoons. maybe that’s where i got the idea.