It’s not so much that I want to smoke pot in front of police officers and hire prostitutes as it is that I want to see a place where these things happen. The Red Light District’s violent crime level is quite low, and I’d like to be able to offer that as proof when people tell me that I hate women because I’m in favor of the legalization of prostitution. Bah.

And besides, there’s more to Amsterdam than that district. It looks amazing in general. I just want to wander. I adore canals.