Curmudgeon
Los Angeles
Why I want to go to this place? To hear a sermon like this!
Reverend Billy Appears On Fox Business News!Preaching The Gospel Of BUYLESSNESS To The Rupert Murdoch Masses
These people in the commercial press—won’t it ever dawn on them that this economic downturn might be a good thing? Perhaps it must dawn on them like the FIERY DAWN OF HELL AND SHOPASMIC DAMNATION!
Children, yes there is pain and struggle now—but “Consumerism” is the Devil’s religion and its faith is called “Consumer Confidence.” The press acts like we are losing our nerve, or we’re conning them. No – Consumerism wants to control us with ads and debt and war and we’re catching on, that’s all. So if a glam company like Starbucks is stranded by a consensual boycott because of $4 lattes and sheer boredom with chain stores, that’s not an economy going down, that’s RESURRECTION AND THE LIFE EVERLASTING! AMEN!
I preached on Fox Biz News last week – check out their response to the phrase “Capitalism isn’t necessarily the same as Freedom.” —Rev