While going through the security gate near the entrance to the park the person ahead of me in line was stopped. They told her, “I’m sorry but you’re not allowed to enter the park dressed as a pirate.”

Her response was, “I’m not a pirate, I’m an Old English peasant.”

“I’m sorry, you look like a pirate to me. You’ll have to wait here.”

“I’m a peasant I tell you, I’m not a pirate! Can’t you people tell the difference between a peasant and a pirate???”

R9 and I just chuckled to ourselves and went into the park.